Once upon a time...
In winter lands of snow, there was a little town
Of fifty folks or so, but monsters were around
A million years ago, but they were not afraid,
'Cause they all had Ghostmas Day!

On every other night they never made a sound
When the singing birds were quiet and the sun went down!
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground,
But they told them, "Go away,
And don't come back, it's Ghostmas Day!"

Never wait a moment when you share your love,
Below the shining, sparkly stars alight above!
And what you feel inside is
Not just love, per se,
'Cause everyone is one on Ghostmas Day!

So give a little gift to everyone you knew,
And if you have a pumpkin, they might like that too!
And although you may scare them,
They won't go away,
Because we all love on Ghostmas DAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Merry Ghostmas, nonbelievers!