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That boss was impossible!

Am I missing how you beat the first boss or what? I would throw a thing at him, which would make him dazed, then I bounced on his head, which did nothing, and then I tried throwing a second thing at him and it went through him and kept going for 10,000 yards so I couldn't see myself and the boss recovered and shot me and I died.

Huh?

What is amoeban combat?

Mehh...

The combination of the incredibly slow fire rate, the music crawling along even slower, and the enemies that could take about eight bullets before dying made the game incredibly boring. It looked incredible, though.

That game sucked.

The controls were god-awful. You slid around everywhere, even on the friggin' volcano level, and often wound up sliding off edges and dying. Why the hell did you have only 5 lives? Give it a time limit, and whoever gets the most kills wins. Also, if you tried to move and attack at the same time, you'd go right through your enemy. Once I threw a Molotov cocktail or exploding hammer or whatever it was at Pyragma, and it passed right through his face! Plus, people could just walk in place directly in front of you to avoid the flamethrower, and none of the weapons had nearly enough ammo.

Umm...

Am I missing something, or were there like... 10 things to click on?

Ok...

It's a great game, but there are two things... those damn ninjas are too strong! Their stupid kicks that home in on you killed me like four times! And when I did get past them, that stupid-ass gangstaman, Sunchips (wtf?), was pretty much invincible.

Love this game.

I loves it. Absolutely. One thing, though... there should be more better characters. Cyberllama? What the biscuit?

Umm... yeah...

The story wasn't horrible (it could've been better, but still), but it was too flippin' hard! The gameplay was evil; after a few minutes straight dozens of demons would gang up on you from all sides, and you punch so damn slow... and what was with that "you cannot die" crap? I fell after about 10 attacks!

Woo hoo!

To Daveyman, the music is from Kirby. And maybe Final Fantasy; what is Destroyed Village?
Ah, whatever, it's a fun game. A bit annoying in parts, but fun.

That was...

...One of the most god-awesome things I have ever seen.

Hadouken! Wait, that's not in this game...

May the Fulp be with you, always.

John Vallone @dodo-man-1

Age 29, Male

Video Games

Dubois Area Middle School

Hick Town in Pennsylvania

Joined on 4/3/07

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