Send me a PM in letter format addressed to my good buddy Demon Dave, and he'll help you with all your problems!

I thought no one would, but someone did! Here is our first letter to Demon Dave. Dave, I'll let you take over now.

Dear Demon Dave,

Are you, in any way realted to Fable's Demon Doors?

Sincerely, Dr34m3r.

Hell, no! (And I knows my hells.) The Demon Doors are close buddies of mine, Dr34m3r, but related, no. We are not. But I can tell you which pop-culture demons I AM related to!
Hmm... let's see... Ifrit from Final Fantasy is my cousin, Etrigan the Demon is my grandpa, and Bill the Demon is my stupid little brother.

Hope that helps, whatever the fuck your name was. And by helps, I mean I hope it tracks you down and possesses your very soul with minions of Satan for all eternity until the Earth crumbles to dust.

Go away,
Demon Dave.

I know that pretty much everybody has seen Bizarro Tom and Wadolf on the staff page, but has anyone ever seen Guile or Akuma? Follow the same format; just click "Random" enough times and they'll come up eventually. Or just look at this. I have a screenshot of Guile someplace, too... inform me if you find more!

With my recent playing of this game on a friend's XBox 360, and my soon-to-be-ownership of an XBox 360 (and this game), I figure I should review this game. I love it. Seriously, this game is a much-overlooked masterpiece.
OK... the basic story goes like this. You play as Kameo, who I swear is the love child of Lara Croft and Link. Your sister, Kalus, was jealous of you, because she was supposed to get the titular Elements of Power (more on them later), but you did instead. So she... summons a giant freaking troll king and his armies to capture your damn family?! What the crap?! She could just hire someone to kill them all, but no! No, she has to summon a damn troll. (But if she hired assassins, there would be no game, so never mind.) So you have to get the Elements of Power and save them.
OK, so the Elements of Power. This is where it gets cool. The five elements (Fire, Water, Plant, Rock and Ice) allow you to turn into ten awesome, destructive, ass-kicking monsters! And they are pretty damn cool... from my least to most favorite, you have a gay spiky giant armadillo, a yeti, an icicle/snowball/thing, a plant that punches people, a dragon, a pile of rocks with fangs, a weird deformed (but awesome) squid, the plant from Little Shop of Horrors, my profile pic, which is a weird piranha/octopus/sea anenome, and an ant that carries a lava-shooting crater. They all do awesome stuff, like the ant can suck trolls into his crater and shot them off, my profile pic can swim, and the one plant can actually eat people. And spits out their blood. (They have green blood, though, so it's animated blood.) You start with the punching plant, the yeti and the damned armadillo, but you get more as you progress. You get the ant last! :( (You can see all these monsters and videos of them in action here.)
So basically, you go around different locations, killing trolls in funny ways (watch the videos), and... it's just a buttload of fun. Play it; you'll see.

Graphics: It's XBox, man... 9.5/10. Which reminds me... this game was made by Rare, so it would have been on the Gamecube, but Microsoft bought out Rare! Damn you Gates!
Gameplay: It starts off pretty easy, but it gets ball-bustingly hard as it goes on. I didn't beat it... yet. 8.5/10.
Characters: 10/10. Nothing else to say. Love 'em. Love 'em more than the Mega Man X bosses, like that's hard.
Story: The story... meh. 7/10.
Overall: Kameo: Elements of Power is pretty damn good. It would have been perfect, if the story hadn't hindered it a bit. 8.75/10.

Tune in next time for... something else.

Give Me My Space. Is that a song? It should be, if it isn't.

Guess not.

Oh well. Here be the Myspace that I don't believe I've ever linked to. I have five friends, StoneColdSoul and Weird Al among them.

Myspace

Shweet.

My good pal dodo-man-8 (otherwise known as Jimmy) recommended this song to me. I thought it would be good. But no, no. It's very... um... frightening.

Skillet - Whispers in the Dark

And this band is Christian, keep that in mind. They're a Christian band.

Has anyone here ever heard of the PS2 game Bully? If you haven't (and you don't feel like clicking the link), then it's basically Grand Theft Auto, but you're a 15-year-old kid and you steal bikes and punch cars.
Anyways, my friend William (from the video in my previous post) brought it over to my house, at the same night we filmed that video, in fact, and we played the free-roaming mode where you can just run around and steal stuff like in Grand Theft Auto. Anyway, I got my PS2 in 1999, and it sucks, so the game kept freezing, but when it wasn't freezing, the glitches were friggin' hilarious.
The go-kart vehicle was great - we would run down schoolgirls and they'd seem to jump straight up over the kart, even though they stayed perfectly still. I ran over my character's girlfriend, and I think I bounced.
Certain bridges would disappear as you rode them, which would lead to one of two things: A.), you would keep going, even though there was no ground under you, or B.), you would fall in the water under you and survive, but die if you pressed any buttons.
Then there's the disappearing world glitch. At certain points, we would go into town and discover that the ground was gone. Seriously, bushes, trees, walls and even buildings were floating over the pit (which you could ride a bike over) that used to be a road. It looked kind of like water. Why are you riding on water? Who do you think you are, Jesus Christ?
I think the funniest one (if this was even a glitch) is what I call "The Girl's Dorm Gas Leak." If you set foot into the boarding school's dorm for girls and one saw you, they'd talk to you normally for a few seconds, then scream and run out of the dorm. It would be more funny if you saw it, but it's still worth a chuckle.

Be warned; this is pretty crappy, yet strangely hilarious. Laugh at our stupid-sounding prepubescent voices.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akntLYR e-fI

My first game review is of Mega Man X Collection on the PS2. Pretty soon, I'll make a video and put it up on Youtube. OK, on to the review...

Mega Man X Collection
OK, lemme tell ya, I hate this game. So much. It makes me want to kill myself. I like Mega Man. I hate Mega Man X.
OK, so the Collection has Mega Man X1 through X6 (there are 8, I think... 2 were released after the Collection). The first thing I hate is the bosses.
The most commonly known fact about Mega Man (I think) is that all the bosses are named "Something Man." My favorites include Gemini Man, Shadow Man, Needle Man, Hard Man (*giggle*). Does Mega Man X have this? No. No, all the bosses in the X series are crappy robotic animals. Seriously. The original Mega Man had Cut Man, Guts Man, Ice Man, Bomb Man, Fire Man, Elec Man, Time Man and Oil Man. Cool, huh? Certainly cooler than Mega Man X with it's fire-breathing elephant, the penguin, the bubble-shooting octopus with feet, the annoying bouncing armadillo, the wind-blowing eagle with arms, the electric gorilla, the god-damn invincible chameleon and... whatever that eighth one is. I mean, he looks like a bug or something, but his name is "Boomer Kuwanger." Seriously? Boomer Kuwanger? What? Who designed this game, a couple dozen birth-defected crack-babies with some of those remote-control electric zappers on the backs of their necks?
All the other Mega Man Xs have annoying bosses too... clear out, Robot Masters! Make way for Wire Sponge, Toxic Seahorse, Volt Catfish, Crystal Snail, Split Mushroom and other un-namable things. The best one is probably Jet Stingray from Mega Man X4, but still...
The controls and gameplay suck, too. I mean, Mega Man can't even shoot up! He can only shoot straight ahead of him, which means that you have to keep jumping to shoot flying enemies. And there are a lot of flying enemies.
On the subject of enemies, they're all retarded robot animals, too! I mean, there's frogs, earthworms, woodpeckers, rabbits, triceratopses. I especially like the purple ostriches wearing exploding turbans that they fling at you.
Levels and bosses suck as well. The Mega Man X1 and X2 ones stand out in my mind. The chameleon, Sting (seriously, his full name is Sting Chameleon, but I just call him Sting, like the wrestler) is friggin' impossible! He just turns invisible immediately, which is annoying because when he's invisible, you can't hit him, but his ripple effect always lets you know where he is, and when he turns visible, he just immediately attacks and goes invisible again! You can never hit him! I can't even get through some of their levels! Like X6's Blaze Heatnix, also known as Flame Hawk, has a miniboss within the first 10 feet of his level. A miniboss with a health bar that takes up the whole screen, and that shoots incredibly powerful lasers.
OK, I'm tired, and I feel like quitting. The game sucks, end of story, I feel like ripping off X's and Zero's arms and canning tuna in them.

Graphics: Decent, but the backgrounds are too detailed and confuse you. 5.5/10.
Gameplay: I friggin' hate it. Too difficult (all of them). 1/10.
Characters: Hate 'em all. Hate 'em. All of 'em. 1.5/10.
Story: What story? You just go around killing things. 0/10.
Overall: This was a good idea... except NOT! It sucked eggs through a straw! Mechanical ostrich eggs! 2/10!

Tune in next ime, and you'll see... something.

The Pokemon Fusionists of Newgrounds (PFN) gather together in the Art forum thread, "Custom Pokemon Fusions!", to take sprite requests and make more better sprites. Our current roster is as follows:

Dodo-man-1 (me)
1337-protoss
Howtopian
AMP-d
Dented-Dementia
Agouv
Da-Mario-Meister
Darmelea
Revert-07
Qweety
Theinsanething
The-dz
Babypuncher
Jarvid
Dodo-man-8
Youngblood26
Killers123
Tman15
Itachi114
Chao-Guy
Kronkus
StoneColdSoul
Raishinn
Mellie-master
Iclord
Sticky
NM-Productions
DeathbyHelghast
Jambampot
Pi3FuK3R
Robot-Killa (the first to be discharged... reinstated, however)
Bloodygopher
Ninja-Assassin
El-Mistro
Marvinpowa
Woodswolf
GameStudio
Nitro-burner (joined before, but I forgot to put him on the list)
InsaneDuck
Glubgluby
Pokefuser
Goat-Man
Yhtomit
Kchrules
Flashwarrior
Flatland
Sacredfire059
Jogan
John12346
Unknown2Dark
Wolfenblade
Hurby
Pimp-named-slinkback
Homeless-old-man
STRANGERx
VHSTapeClock
Mikev007
Revolation
Rummy0
Nintendoowned
And an honorary member... crazerfish50.

Post a sprite fusion in the thread to join now, if you want to make Pokemon fusions for fun and no profit!

This is so wrong and so cool at the same time...

There are a buttload of these things all over Youtube...

My favorite song... mangled by Avril Lavigne... WHY?!?