No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

We've got the right to choose it
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our fight, this is our song!
We'll fight the powers that be just
Don't pick our destiny 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong!

We're not gonna take it!
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

Oh you're so condescending
Your gall is never-ending
We don't want nothin', not a thing from you!
Your life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that's your best, your best won't do!

Whoah-oh-oh!
Whoah-oh-oh!

We're right!
We're free!
We'll fight!
You'll see!

We're not gonna take it!
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

We're not gonna take it!
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

We're right!
We're free!
We'll fight!
You'll see!

We're not gonna take it!
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

We're not gonna take it!
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

We're not gonna take it!
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymoooooore!

This is totally Newgrounds' theme song. It should be on the front page. Who agrees?

UPDATE: After many Youtube sessions, sleepless nights, pizzas, doughnuts and markers (mmm, inky), I have found that Newgrounds' actual theme song is "Minority" by Green Day. A lyric sample...

I wanna be the minoprity!
I don't need your authority!
Down with the moral majority,
'Cause I wanna be the minority!

ANOTHER UPDATE: fter more research, I now think that NG's theme song is "Beverly Hills" by Weezer.

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me!

I figured I should make a list of all my Newgrounds pals. Why not, eh?

First off, dodo-man-8. You probably don't know him; he's level 1 and has been on for, like, a day, but I know him in real life.
Then there's coexist. She's my mom.
Then there's l33t-protoss, Hopwtopian, AMP-d, Dented-Dementia, Agouv, Da-Mario-Meister, Darmelea, Revert-07, Qweety, Theinsanething, The-dz, Babypuncher, Jarvid, Youngblood26, Killers123, Tman15, Itachi114, Chao-Guy, Kronkus, Raishinn, Mellie-master, Iclord, Sticky, NM-Productions, DeathbyHelghast, Jambampot, Pi3FuK3R and
everybody who decides to join the PFN in the future, who work with me in the Pokemon fusions thread. All good pals o' mine, thank you.
Crazerfish50 is cool, too. I'm working on a webcomic with him. xXsharkxsayxhelloXx (geez, that's hard to spell) is his stalker or something, so she's my bestest pal too. And StoneColdSoul is one of my art friggin' heroes.
ElementalSoldier made me my sig; he's a bestest pal. And EyelessArchfiend made me my pre-redesing sig, so he's a bestest pal too.

That's about it... (By the way, here's my pre-redesign sig.)

RIP Danny.

All of us will miss you so.

And the Danny goeth into the... niiiiiiiiiight...

I'm back forever! No more relative visits till Christmas. I am free to skulk once more!

That's all.

I was gone for about a week off Newgrounds, but I am back for another 5 minutes. I was out visiting relatives in Indiana - still am; my cousin has a crap computer I can use until it crashes.

Which is now. Sees ya!

Well, since I have nothin' else to do, I am teaming up with a certain user named crazerfish50 to make a webcomic called "Circle of Four". It's about a team of elementals that have embarked on a quest to save the world. Yeah. Creative. Leave a comment if you care.

I'm not sure if it was actually today or just late yesterday - wait, who cares?! The site got relaunched, and it looks awesome! No ads (on my computer it had no ads before, so whatever), a bloggy-thing in your profile that no one will read, all glossy and slick. But we still got no black buttons! Why have you deserted us, black buttons?!
Also, all the, as I like to call them, "relaunch whores," jumped on the site today. All 774 of them. Thanks a lot, relaunch whores! You broke Newgrounds! I had to kill you all with my refresh button.
That's about all for the relaunch. I leave you with the most awesome guys in the universe. They were born cool!